What Your Dogs Breed Says About You

You can tell a lot about somebody based off of the dog breed that they own. I spent 6 years working as a dog daycare attendant and have been a vet assistant for the last year and a half, so I’ve come across a lot of dog and owner duos. Through the years, I’ve found that people who own certain dog breeds tend to possess similar characteristics. Today, I’m sharing what your dogs breed says about you!

Disclaimer: This post is just for fun and is not meant to harm or offend any dog owners. 

Labrador Retriever

If you own a labrador retriever there is a good chance that you are either a family or a college girl who just got her own dog for the first time. You’re probably super nice, chill and laid back and you definitely love spending time outdoors whether it’s a hot girl walk or a good old hike through a nature trail. Your dog is either extremely overweight or they’re super fit. If you’re the owner of a super fit lab you definitely make a point to mention how much you hate “chunky labs” as much as you can. 

German Shepherd

If you own a German Shepherd you are definitely super into obedience training and your dog is trained in German. You look down on everyone who doesn’t have a super well behaved dog and spend a lot of time trying to explain why your dogs prong collar is not abusive. You’re definitely a no nonsense person, you have strict rules and boundaries surrounding you and your dog. And you low-key think that you and your dog are better than all other dog and owner duos. 

Poodle

If you own a poodle you are constantly emphasizing that it is not a doodle. Doodle slander is a large part of your personality. Poodle owners are always very put together people. You and your dog never leave the house without looking your very best and you’re super proud of how well groomed and well behaved your dog is. You probably got a poodle because you want to do dog sports or service dog work and your dog is definitely a Canine Good Citizen. 

Any Small White Fluffy Dog

If you own a small white fluffy dog then you are most likely a middle aged woman and your dog definitely only likes you and tries to bite anyone else that touches it. You constantly complain and point out your dogs bad breath, crusty eyes, and matted coat but won’t ever do anything about it. Your dog is definitely very spoiled and fed mostly table scraps, but small white fluffy dog owners tend to always be super nice.

Golden Retriever

If you own a golden retriever you are definitely not a risk taker. You wanted a dog, or your wife told you to go get a dog for the kids, so you got a GRT and you’re content with that decision. Golden Retriever owners are super laid back and chill about everything meaning your dog gets to live their best life chasing squirrels and jumping in mud puddles with not a care in the world. 

Shiba Inu

If you own a Shiba Inu you’re either a complete psychopath or just thought it’d be cool to have a mini fox in your house and you definitely did not do any research on the breed. You love your dog but are well aware that they’re an asshole and there’s nothing you can do about it but accept it. However, you don’t regret your decision at all and will spend the rest of your dogs life loving them regardless of their behavior.

Doberman

If you own a doberman you’re probably covered in tattoos, look super tough and mean, but are actually a super sweet and down to earth person. Similarly to German Shepherd owners, you have a very no nonsense approach to raising your dog and as a result they are super well trained. You likely spend a ton of time in the gym and your dog is probably a major goofball.

Siberian Husky

If you own a Siberian Husky you are definitely part of the elite 😉 Husky owners are almost always adventurous people who wanted a dog that’d be willing to hike for miles with them. Your dog is definitely your best friend and you low-key love the attention you get for owning a dog that looks just like a wolf. You secretly love how stubborn and independent your dog is, even though everyone else thinks your dog is just a bad listener.

Did I get it right for you and your dog? Comment your dogs breed if you want me to include it in a part two!